What’s a good song to sing while running your artificial Christmas tree through a wood chipper?

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Five Finger Death Punch – Ashes

by Angeleyes on September 26, 2010 at 3:21 am. #

Is this the way to amarillo

by Siver C on September 26, 2010 at 3:24 am. #

“she works hard for the money”

by jules on September 26, 2010 at 4:23 am. #

HI HO hi ho it’s off to the chipper ya go..

by george on September 26, 2010 at 4:32 am. #

Cumbaya

by Nater on September 26, 2010 at 5:18 am. #

some death metal

by Tyler G on September 26, 2010 at 5:59 am. #

its beginning to look a lot like christmas

by Hello on September 26, 2010 at 6:58 am. #

My granny got ran over by a rain deer!

by ~JeSsIcA~ on September 26, 2010 at 7:43 am. #

” lumberjack Song” by Monty Python :o )

by neiceywalker on September 26, 2010 at 8:15 am. #

run by the snow patrol

by omg.its_jessie on September 26, 2010 at 8:20 am. #

NONONONO LIES EDIT.

Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead :D

I feel like you’d have to film the event in slow motion though for that to work…

by Mariana Makes Art on September 26, 2010 at 9:13 am. #

“Paul Bunyon” (Fargo soundtrack)

by Silly Girl on September 26, 2010 at 9:42 am. #

It’s a Holly Jolly Christmas? I don’t know. I just bought a very nice artificial tree this year. I can’t even imagine doing such a thing.
It sounds like someone didn’t have a very good Christmas.

by Rain on September 26, 2010 at 10:16 am. #

ding dong the witch is dead from the wizard of oz.

by tiny_lil_hottie on September 26, 2010 at 10:30 am. #

hi ho hi ho its off to work we go…hi ho hi ho hi hoooo

by Lulu on September 26, 2010 at 10:44 am. #

Christmas at Ground Zero—Weird Al

by audioworld on September 26, 2010 at 11:06 am. #

Hit the road jack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I

by just wondering on September 26, 2010 at 11:11 am. #

Grandma got run over by a reindeer…then grab granny just to jumpstart her heart

by Nasty Mcdirty on September 26, 2010 at 11:39 am. #

Well, sense its death to your fake Christmas tree how about a christmas song that includes severe injury to the tune of Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow

On a pair of broken skies

Over the hills we go

crashing into trees!

The snow is turning red

I think i’m almost dead

I woke up in a hospitle bed with stiches in my head!

Oh!

911 911 Come and rescue me!

911 911 Come and rescue me!

by LeftTurnsOnly on September 26, 2010 at 11:53 am. #

It’s a wonderful world – Louie Armstrong.

Great question, btw.

by Secret Superhero 007 on September 26, 2010 at 12:53 pm. #

Bela Lugosi’s Dead by Bauhaus.

by sueower on September 26, 2010 at 12:56 pm. #

“Moose Lake” by Carter Burwell…it was in the movie FARGO….make sure you put a tube sock on the base of the tree. Good luck and happy chippin.

by thatartistwin on September 26, 2010 at 1:27 pm. #

Peaches-F**k the pain away..

I know you would love this.. ;)

by ToolGirl5-Rev.Morgen the Pagan.. on September 26, 2010 at 2:03 pm. #

“If you’re Happy and you Know it”

followed by a rousing rendition of ‘BINGO’

by Valkyrie™ on September 26, 2010 at 2:38 pm. #

Music is not respectful. Something so important should be done in silence. Plus, you can hear the tree screaming better that way.

by τuβlєt™ on September 26, 2010 at 3:18 pm. #

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f3yEy8vDrc

by Ñerdy_ LoşeŔ™ on September 26, 2010 at 3:39 pm. #

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