Can a full size human body travel through a wood chipper without clogging it?

How many man pass through at same time? Would Chinese government let me test new wood chipper design on political prisoners? How much cost in US dollar? China help me make reality for goodness?

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wtf kinda question is this?

by Tracey C on July 18, 2010 at 2:32 am. #

Well that has to be the craziest question I’ve seen yet…

by Trashley on July 18, 2010 at 2:46 am. #

What are you talking about? That makes no sense to me

by Detroit on July 18, 2010 at 3:37 am. #

You are in the wrong area for a question like this.

by sharrona on July 18, 2010 at 4:12 am. #

my uncle Carmen over in jersey says , ya gotta use full throttle, otherwise it clogs when the pelvis hits the blades.

by steve b on July 18, 2010 at 4:48 am. #

You first.

by I run with scissors on July 18, 2010 at 5:24 am. #

You would probably have to chop them up first, and feed them one limb at a time, with the torso in pieces. You could probably get about 20 through before the blade dulls. The Chinese government would never let you do that, sorry. A wood chipper here would cost about $700 for a good one. And I doubt China or anywhere would help cater to your sick fantasy.

Rent the movie Fargo.

by emilystartsfires on July 18, 2010 at 5:36 am. #

depends on how big a wood chipper you are looking at..

by casz1968 on July 18, 2010 at 5:57 am. #

I dont knw. But you could probly find some idiot. look at that movie FARGO

by superdave on July 18, 2010 at 6:49 am. #

I would think that it would need to be dismembered first
remember in “Fargo”?

by Leslie T on July 18, 2010 at 7:44 am. #

You may have some trouble with the skulls not wanting to give between the blades. If you experience this difficulty, you should immediately pick up a spare femur and try to crack the skull to weaken it. This helps the blades shatter the skull into fragments far easier to process. Other than that, happy bloodbath!!

by JeffyF on July 18, 2010 at 8:29 am. #

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